Do not give your children these names as they are dangerous

Monica Cheng (In Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
Michael Tan (In Cantonese) - Selling eggs
Lucy Liaw (In Hokkien) - You are dead
Judy Soo (In Malay) - Lost in gamble
Paul Chan (In Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan (In Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Jason Tan (In Mandarin) - Bluff people laying eggs
Nelson Chong (In Mandarin) - Worms infested bird
Wong Duan Ming (In Cantonese) - I short life
Lee Chee Sin (In Mandarin) - You Are Crazy
Liew Pei See (In Cantonese) - nose picker
Tan Chin Chai - anything goes
Hor Fun Ny (In Cantonese) - very FUNNY

Chinglish Spoken In Malaysia, so don't give your children these names as well.

Yee Si Lay - A slut
Chin Tu Fatt - You need a face lift
Dum Gai - A stupid person
Lee Wai - Blue denim
Lim Wan Lek - A disabled person
Lim Kok - A man with erection problem
Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertillised the field
Low Batt - Nokia and Motorola's common enemy
Jan Nee Ka Sun - American late night talk show host
Wens Day -A day in the week
Kum Hia - Approach me
Wan Hung Low - A person with partial hernia
Lao Zee Sho - A local tv programme
Lao Zee - Not very good
Lin Ching - A illegal execution
Moon Lan Ding - Successful American space programme
Nee Ahn - Lighting used in advertising signs
Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile
Wai Soh Dim - Are you trying to save electricity
Wai Yew Shaoting - There is no reason to raise our voice
Yu Mai Tee Ten - You went sun bathing
Sor Lee - Sorry


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