Names

Do not give your children these names as they are dangerous

Monica Cheng (In Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Michael Tan (In Cantonese) - Selling eggs

Lucy Liaw (In Hokkien) - You are dead

Judy Soo (In Malay) - Lost in gamble

Paul Chan (In Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan (In Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Jason Tan (In Mandarin) - Bluff people laying eggs

Nelson Chong (In Mandarin) - Worms infested bird

Wong Duan Ming (In Cantonese) - I short life

Lee Chee Sin (In Mandarin) - You Are Crazy

Liew Pei See (In Cantonese) - nose picker

Tan Chin Chai - anything goes

Hor Fun Ny (In Cantonese) - very FUNNY

Chinglish Spoken In Malaysia, so don't give your children these names as well.

Yee Si Lay - A slut

Chin Tu Fatt - You need a face lift

Dum Gai - A stupid person

Lee Wai - Blue denim

Lim Wan Lek - A disabled person

Lim Kok - A man with erection problem

Hu Flung Dung - Which one of you fertillised the field

Low Batt - Nokia and Motorola's common enemy

Jan Nee Ka Sun - American late night talk show host

Wens Day -A day in the week

Kum Hia - Approach me

Wan Hung Low - A person with partial hernia

Lao Zee Sho - A local tv programme

Lao Zee - Not very good

Lin Ching - A illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding - Successful American space programme

Nee Ahn - Lighting used in advertising signs

Wa Shing Kah - Cleaning an automobile

Wai Soh Dim - Are you trying to save electricity

Wai Yew Shaoting - There is no reason to raise our voice

Yu Mai Tee Ten - You went sun bathing

Sor Lee - Sorry