Father And Son

Father: Why did you fail your
Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.

If she can't make up her mind, how do
I know the right answer?


Son: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

Son: Your sign on this report card.


A boy came home from school with his
exam results.

"What did you get?" asked his father.

"My marks are under water," said the

"What do you mean 'under water'?"

" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"


Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!



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