Interviewer: What is your birth date?
Jimmy: 13th October
Interviewer: Which year?
Jimmy: .....EVERY YEAR

Interviewer: Just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Jimmy: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Jimmy went in a hotel. 
To wash hands he went to the washbasin.
There he started washing the basin.
After watching this, the manager asked what was he doing.
Jimmy pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

When Jimmy was traveling with his wife in a Taxi, the driver adjusted mirror.
Jimmy shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back.
I will drive.

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Jimmy- "Any great man born in this city"???
Jimmy: No sir, only small Babies!!!


After returning back to Australia from a foreign trip,
Jimmy asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Jimmy: In London a lady asked me,"Are you a foreigner?".


Manager asked to Jimmy at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than
100 letters in it?

Jimmy replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


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