Teacher And Jack

TEACHER: Why are you late?

JACK: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

JACK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?

JACK: A teacher!

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Teacher: Now, JACK, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?


JACK: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.


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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?


JACK: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"


JACK: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."


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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"


JACK: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime."

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

JACK: Don't bite any.

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TEACHER: Jack, why do you always get so dirty?

JACK: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: JACK, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

JACK: Me!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, Jack, who discovered America?

JACK: George!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

JACK: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

JACK: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: JACK, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

JACK: You told me to do it without using tables!