Jimmy

Interviewer: What is your birth date?

Jimmy: 13th October

Interviewer: Which year?

Jimmy: .....EVERY YEAR
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Interviewer: Just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Jimmy: Its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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Jimmy went in a hotel. 

To wash hands he went to the washbasin.

There he started washing the basin.

After watching this, the manager asked what was he doing.

Jimmy pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"

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When Jimmy was traveling with his wife in a Taxi, the driver adjusted mirror.
Jimmy shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back.
I will drive.

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Jimmy- "Any great man born in this city"???

Jimmy: No sir, only small Babies!!!

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After returning back to Australia from a foreign trip,

Jimmy asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Jimmy: In London a lady asked me,"Are you a foreigner?".

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Manager asked to Jimmy at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than
100 letters in it?


Jimmy replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.